Unquestionably bad

Question 5:

Consider the following 6 data structures:

  • Stack
  • Queue
  • Hash table
  • Doubly-linked list
  • Binary search tree
  • Directed acyclic graph

Using these as the subject matter, construct 6 really good puns.

 

Answers:

After receiving a range of questions from different sources, I was unsure which to answer first — I was stack as to where to begin. And so because this was the last question that I received, it became the first that I answered.

Don’t get me wrong — I did appreciate the question. The capacity of my gratitude is, theoretically, unbounded. Thanqueue.

We have a cuckoo aviary. I keyp a record of each birth in a hatch table.

I noticed that I was leaning to one side. I spoke to a physician about it — he told me I was overweight because I was eating too much bread. My list, it seems, is linked to my dough-belly.

On a school trip to a pickle factory, my daughter went missing. I was able to climb the brinery search tree and spot her, though it took longer than I had hoped due to my poor balance.

While out walking, I deflected a cyclist’s gaffe, knocking him aside as he rode the wrong way down a one-way street. I looked down my nose at him and gave a topological snort to help him on his way.

 


The reader may decide whether the answers satisfy the requirements of the question.

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1 thought on “Unquestionably bad”

  1. I was playing some classical music, but then my friend pressed the Next button when it came to a particular track. I asked why, and he told me he wanted to skip Liszt.

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